Oh, yes, England is very large! Well, I think so. I live in London, the capital, but I’ve been all around. You see, my father travels a lot for business. Is your kingdom big?
*Laughs* The sun sets in the west! I’m pretty sure, anyway. And I’m not entirely sure what the moon is made of. It does look like cheese, doesn’t it? I wonder if anyone will ever go up there and see. Like the stars, too. I wonder what they’re made of.
England… yes, I recognise the name. Does it have many animal inhabitants roaming around aimlessly? -shrug- Well I’m only small you see, so to me the pridelands are a similar size to that of Jupiter, but I’m sure the others don’t find it big in the slightest.
O-oh! *rubs the back of neck with wing* Easy mistake to make! Hmph, I wish the animals around here would eat things like cheese, but no, they’re only happy if a living being is inside their stomach! It’s preposterous! But it’s all to do with the… what’s that phrase? ‘The Circle of Life’ or something similarly ludacris.
Not many animal inhabitants in London. There are some house pets, though. Like our nurse dog, Nana! She’s lives with my family and takes care of my brothers and me. ‘The pridelands’ is the name of the kingdom? I’ve never heard of that before… where is it, again?
This ‘Circle of Life’ gives animals the right to eat other animals? That sure does sound preposterous. I know I wouldn’t want to be on the bottom of that food chain…
Oh what a bliss life you must lead without any savage animals stalking your every move! I’m envious, truly. -Raises eyebrow- Did I hear correctly? Your dog takes care of you? But what about your parents? -nod- The Pride Lands are in Africa - the African savannah, home to numerous animal herds. Mostly everywhere is tolerable, except I wouldn’t wander into the Elephant Graveyard at night…
or ever.Yes, I quite agree. -sighs- But that’s the way life is here, it won’t be changed in the near future so the animals have sort of, shall we say, got used to it. Though I must say it’s most bewildering working with the lions… they’re at the top of the food chain you see and often their appetite overrules their head so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the next day I woke up in the stomach of one.
I can’t say I’ve ever been stalked by a savage animal… well… not that I know of, anyway. *Laughs* Why, yes! You did hear correctly! Nana is our nurse-dog. Most people have nurse maids, but Nana is just too wonderful! Of course my parents take care of us, but sometimes, if they’re going ou or they won’t be home, they need some extra help.
Oh! That’s terrible! Do you always think about that sort of thing? The risk of being eaten by your colleague?
If only the animals in the Pride Lands were as helpful as that - it seems I am the only one! *narrows eyes* However I wouldn’t be so sure about not having a stalker, if I were you. It seems to me like this Nana creature is waiting for the opportune moment to make its move and then before you know it you will be pounced upon quicker than you can say “Hyena’s backside”!
No, not all the time -shrug- I believe I would drive myself cuckoo if that was the case! Besides, the King would never do such a thing to someone as high up in the hierarchy as me unless in crucial circumstance.
Oh, yes, England is very large! Well, I think so. I live in London, the capital, but I’ve been all around. You see, my father travels a lot for business. Is your kingdom big?
*Laughs* The sun sets in the west! I’m pretty sure, anyway. And I’m not entirely sure what the moon is made of. It does look like cheese, doesn’t it? I wonder if anyone will ever go up there and see. Like the stars, too. I wonder what they’re made of.
England… yes, I recognise the name. Does it have many animal inhabitants roaming around aimlessly? -shrug- Well I’m only small you see, so to me the pridelands are a similar size to that of Jupiter, but I’m sure the others don’t find it big in the slightest.
O-oh! *rubs the back of neck with wing* Easy mistake to make! Hmph, I wish the animals around here would eat things like cheese, but no, they’re only happy if a living being is inside their stomach! It’s preposterous! But it’s all to do with the… what’s that phrase? ‘The Circle of Life’ or something similarly ludacris.
Not many animal inhabitants in London. There are some house pets, though. Like our nurse dog, Nana! She’s lives with my family and takes care of my brothers and me. ‘The pridelands’ is the name of the kingdom? I’ve never heard of that before… where is it, again?
This ‘Circle of Life’ gives animals the right to eat other animals? That sure does sound preposterous. I know I wouldn’t want to be on the bottom of that food chain…
Oh what a bliss life you must lead without any savage animals stalking your every move! I’m envious, truly. -Raises eyebrow- Did I hear correctly? Your dog takes care of you? But what about your parents? -nod- The Pride Lands are in Africa - the African savannah, home to numerous animal herds. Mostly everywhere is tolerable, except I wouldn’t wander into the Elephant Graveyard at night… or ever.
Yes, I quite agree. -sighs- But that’s the way life is here, it won’t be changed in the near future so the animals have sort of, shall we say, got used to it. Though I must say it’s most bewildering working with the lions… they’re at the top of the food chain you see and often their appetite overrules their head so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the next day I woke up in the stomach of one.
It’s *MR* Banana Beak to you, fuzzy!
..UNINTELLIGENT?! I BEG YOUR PARDON! I happen to be the most intelligent bird this side of Africa, thank you very much.
Ah yes, says you.
I am sure others have much different opinion.
I know I am havingk drastically different thoughts.
And feathers vould make nice addition to Lilo’s room. Perhaps I could make dream catcher zhat she and Nani vere talkingk about!
Well, I never! *crosses wings* I am not going to be taking this kind of abuse from someone who’s none other than a creature from out of space.Pah! I’m beginning to think you’re worse than the three hyenas and that’s a very hard feat to accomplish, believe you me. Now, run along or we will see what the lions have to say about this, shall we? Hmph!
Hmph. You deserved it! Your tongue is full of treachery and deceit.
Says unintelligent, stuck-up, banana-beak bird!
It’s *MR* Banana Beak to you, fuzzy!
..UNINTELLIGENT?! I BEG YOUR PARDON! I happen to be the most intelligent bird this side of Africa, thank you very much.
-mockingly- Well how am I supposed to ask ‘zhem’ if I do not know who ‘zhem’ are, hm?
Besides, how could you possibly create 628 aliens? Utterly preposterous. I’ve never heard anything of the sort and I have Simba to put up with and he’s as mad as a hippo with a hernia, I tell you!
*Ignores pretty much everything else that was said.*
…Are you mockingk my accent?
Hmph. You deserved it! Your tongue is full of treachery and deceit.
You created them? Aha! Now I know that I have been deceived this whole time! -laughs- And to think I briefly fell for it for a moment there!
Oh no, I am tellingk you truth. Others vould say same thing, if you vere to ask zhem. *He steeples his fingers with a grin.*
-mockingly- Well how am I supposed to ask ‘zhem’ if I do not know who ‘zhem’ are, hm?
Besides, how could you possibly create 628 aliens? Utterly preposterous. I’ve never heard anything of the sort and I have Simba to put up with and he’s as mad as a hippo with a hernia, I tell you!
*swallows nervously* P-please don’t eat me! I will do anything, anything!
Except climb into your mouth.Oh, begging for mercy? Hmmm…. I never tend to show mercy to my victims, but I was told by a friend of mine that birds weren’t a good choice of prey. -she lifts her paws off of his body- Fine. I’ll let you fly this time. But if you venture into my territory again, don’t think I won’t pounce on you and finish you off, because I will.
T-thank you! Do forgive my silliness. I will m-make sure to never bother you again, madam. Even though I believe it was you who bothered me when I was innocently minding my own business.
-flies away, almost accidentally flying into a tree in the process-
That is outrageous! Why no king would hire someone unintelligent! I know for sure my king doesn’t!
Well a school is a place where children go to learn. We learn mathematics, history, reading, writing, and science. Its very, very boring. Especially if you don’t like your instructor. The only thing school is good for is making friends. Which I don’t make many friends in school, except for Alice, that is. She’s my age and I think you would like her!
*stands up as straight as possible, chest out* Exactly! You have a King? Is your Kingdom very large at all?
Hmm, sounds to me that school is like having second pair of parents. Rather unnecessary… I have never been to ‘school’ and look how intelligent I turned out to be! I know that the sun rises in the… West, is it? And that the Moon is made out of, I think the humans call it ‘cheese’
Well if Alice is at all like you in personality, then you’re right. I would like her very much!
Oh, yes, England is very large! Well, I think so. I live in London, the capital, but I’ve been all around. You see, my father travels a lot for business. Is your kingdom big?
*Laughs* The sun sets in the west! I’m pretty sure, anyway. And I’m not entirely sure what the moon is made of. It does look like cheese, doesn’t it? I wonder if anyone will ever go up there and see. Like the stars, too. I wonder what they’re made of.
England… yes, I recognise the name. Does it have many animal inhabitants roaming around aimlessly? -shrug- Well I’m only small you see, so to me the pridelands are a similar size to that of Jupiter, but I’m sure the others don’t find it big in the slightest.
O-oh! *rubs the back of neck with wing* Easy mistake to make! Hmph, I wish the animals around here would eat things like cheese, but no, they’re only happy if a living being is inside their stomach! It’s preposterous! But it’s all to do with the… what’s that phrase? ‘The Circle of Life’ or something similarly ludacris.
…
..can I help you with something?
…making lunch.
..Oh. Well I hope you.. um. Have a good time with that. *backs away slowly*
Farewell!
sorry guys, i really have to go now. will reply to everything tomorrow! g’night!
